Brannon, Jacob, Lauren and I sitting at the dining room table, enjoying a delicious chicken dinner lovingly preprared by Patty. Jacob asks Brannon to get him some milk. Brannon says get it yourself.

And Jacob says to that:

But then I'll have to get up
and I'll have to go to the fridge
and I'll have to open the fridge
and I'll have to get the milk out of the fridge
and then I'll have to close the fridge
and then I'll have to take the cap off the milk jug
and I'll have to open the cabinet
and I'll have to get a glass out of the cabinet
and I'll have to shut the cabinet
and I'll have to pour the milk in the cup
and then I'll have to put the cap back on the milk
and then I'll have to open the fridge back up
and then I'll have to put the milk back in the fridge
and then I'll have to close the fridge again
and then I'll have to pick up my glass
and then I'll have to walk back to my chair
and then I'll have to sit back down
and then I'll have to raise my glass from the table
and then I'll have to raise the glass to my lips
and then I'll have to drink the milk myself...
and that's why I can't get myself a glass of milk...

and in all that 11 year old wisdom Brannon says to Jake, I think you might have just realized your calling. You have just done a complete breakdown in the art of obtaining a glass of milk. That my friend is a complete step by step how to guide in a very simple every day task. Have you ever considered a career in technical writing?